Our hero is a guy who seems angry and bitter, but deep down, he’s just … very sensitive. VERY sensitive. Dan can’t get past the small things that bug us all … those things most people just deal with. He takes everything REALLY personally, and he’ll stop at nothing to make sure he settles the score — even if his win is pointless. Even if it costs him more than he gets out of it.
Dan’s sidekick is nothing like his cranky friend. Chris is a laid-back, happy guy, but he still hangs out with Dan and gets caught up in his wild plots. He doesn’t even mind driving Dan everywhere, doing most of the work, and never getting a thank-you.
Chris’s wife is tough, smart, and pretty. She puts up with Dan, and she’s usually OK with all the silly stuff the guys get into. Sometimes, Elise even joins in on Dan’s plans to get even — sometimes even with her own motives.
